24.Jul.14 3 days ago
24.Jul.14 3 days ago

jenniferlawrectum:

school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY 

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24.Jul.14 3 days ago
24.Jul.14 3 days ago

dutchster:

flamingno:

dutchster:

i wanted to type “studying” but autocorrect changed it to “masturbating”. i couldn’t agree more

autocorrect doesn’t change jack shit into masturbating

excuse you

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24.Jul.14 3 days ago

lionelmessiah:

LISTEN I know it’s one direction’s birthday today but I am also important and require attention so listen to me thanks 

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

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23.Jul.14 4 days ago

NIGGA FOR THE NIGHT

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23.Jul.14 4 days ago

COMING HOME WITH A

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23.Jul.14 4 days ago